Can i not drive my cunt home
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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