i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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