I need help removing her.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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