I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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