Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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