WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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