we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
