Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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