You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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