READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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