My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
handjob tips. give me some.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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