I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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