Pappa wants mamma naked
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
