forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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