school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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