This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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