I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
