I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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