stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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