Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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