my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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