you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i think im in europe. pls send help
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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