i would punch a child for taco bell
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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