This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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