its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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