How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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