Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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