You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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