i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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