I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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