It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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