we have officially lost it.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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