From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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