doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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