well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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