Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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