Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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