ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
