Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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