I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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