So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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