Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...