I'm drive I can fine osifer
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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