How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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