I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
it's like heaven, but drunker
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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