We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
how does that bad decision feel?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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