Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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