please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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