i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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