i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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