There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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