that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
