You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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