forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Is her dick bigger than yours?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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