If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i out mim tonsoeep
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