THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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