Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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