Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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